brb/bbl

karkrabby:

I AM YOU, YOU ARE ME, IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER, DOESN’T THAT FUCKING COUNT ON THE SCALE OF AUTHORITY AND RESPECT? 

AND OH REALLY, THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM? I KNOW BASICALLY ALL YOUR SECRETS, SO TRY ME, “KARKLES”. BUT ACTUALLY, GUESS WHAT, THE STUPID THING IS ARGUING WITH YOURSELF IN A REPETITIVE FASHION OUT OF BOREDOM, AND AS I PREDICTED YOU PLAYED ALONG. TECHNICALLY WE BOTH SUCK, WE’RE BOTH STUPID, AND YOU’RE RUDE.

VERY RUDE, ACTUALLY. I MIGHT FILE A COMPLAINT TO YOUR LEADER. OH WAIT. WE ARE THE LEADER.

WELL SEEING AS WE’RE A PAIR OF SELF-LOATHING IDIOTS WHO WILL PRETTY MUCH GO AS FAR OUT OF THEIR WAY AS THEY HAVE TO DO TO IGNORE COMMANDS AND REQUESTS FROM THE OTHER
NOPE. NOT REALLY.

AND YES. THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM. NICE JOB REPEATING ME, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. ALSO FUCK YOU, DON’T CALL ME THAT. I MEAN YOU’RE THE ONE CALLING *ME* STUPID, YET YOU’RE THE MAIN CULPRIT WHEN IT COMES TO PISSING THE OTHER OFF IN THIS CASE, AREN’T YOU? IN FACT, YOU’RE THE ONE THAT SPARKED THIS ENTIRE ARGUMENT TO BEGIN WITH! NICE JOB, FUCKTARD. I BET THE WHOLE TEAM’S PROUD OF YOU.

(Source: karcrabs)

randomegbert:

They’re right there, but he said no. You really want some. You even do your very best to look hurt.

i won’t eat all of them, just a few. my nanna can’t make cookies as godly as these things are. i haven’t had them in years…

And it was all true. Nanna really couldn’t make them. She could get close, but they just weren’t right. Maybe it wasn’t pizza, but you really wanted some oreos.

if i can have just a couple, i won’t ask you for anything else. please, karkat, i’m begging you…

You just turned those tiny little disks of joy into the most important thing for miles. Good job.

You roll your eyes at him. Is he seriously still begging you about this shit? Hell no. You’re not giving up your oreos and that’s that.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOUR “NANNA” CAN OR CAN NOT BAKE, JOHN, YOU’RE NOT GETTING NY OF MY-

Ok, wow, who are you kidding. Just say yes so he’ll leave you the hell alone about it, Karkat. You know it’s got to happen at one point or another.

OK, YOU KNOW WHAT FINE. BUT I SWEAR TO YOUR STUPID HUMAN GODS THAT IF YOU FINISH THAT ENTIRE BOX, I’M KICKING YOU OUT AND YOU’RE BASICALLY JUST NEVER COMING BACK.

(Source: karcrabs)

We all know my ship is canon.

RIGHT, BECAUSE I JUST HAVE THIS DYING CALIGINOUS PASSION BURNING FOR YOUR BULGE, VRISKA. HOWEVER DID YOU FIND THAT OUT. CUE THE DRAMATIC GASPS FROM THE IDIOTS IN THE AUDIENCE WHO SERIOUSLY DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING.

karkrabby:

DON’T RIDICULE ME, ME. I HAVE MY STUPID REASONS. AND FOR THE RECORD, I FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE I KNEW FOR A FACT YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING STUPID. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, FUCKER.

MAYBE I’LL JUST UNFOLLOW ALL 300 OF MYSELF, BECAUSE YOU JUST SHOWED ME THE OH GRACIOUS NARCISSISTIC LIGHT.

FIRST OF ALL, I’LL RIDICULE ME AS MUCH AS I FUCKING WANT TO SEEING AS, LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIND OF AUTHORITY OVER ME, AND EVEN IF YOU DID, I WOULD MOST LIKELY DISOBEY YOU EITHER WAY SEEING AS LISTENING TO ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF MYSELF IS PRETTY MUCH ON THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF THINGS THAT I DO.

SECONDLY, REALLY. YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I’M DOING SOMETHING STUPID. WELL WHY DON’T YOU ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MIGHT BE, BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY PRETTY LOST ON THAT TOPIC.

OH, AND YEAH, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE PRETTY GREAT, THANKS.

(Source: karcrabs)